Aardvark, Aardwolf and Ape are all mammals whose names begin with the letter ‘A’. This is obviously important for alphabetical sorting. On the other hand; Aardvark, Aardwolf and Ape Productions produces dangerous games for dangerous people and living stories for dead gods. This paragraph is too short and looks funny on the page. And so marketing has decreed that additional text be added to the page.
Books
We sell books.
Cards
We sell decks of various cards for various purposes.
Wall Stuff
We sell stuff that goes on walls.
Random Merch and Swag
We also sell random tat and bric-a-brac.
Professor Harbinger's School for Villains 