Welcome to the Company Directory. We don’t have employees per say, more like contractors. More like cultists if we’re being properly honest. We here at Aardvark, Aardwolf and Ape make every product we produce available both at a profit and for free. As such, we and our cultists can be quite poor of means. So here you will find the profiles of our cultists and the ways in which you can reach out to and support them in their endeavors.
The Senior Partners are Aardvark, Aardwolf, and Ape. Now a sharp minded reader might come to believe that these are at best pseudonyms and more likely to be pure fabrications. But this is of course pure fiction. The senior partners are by no means the invention of the minds behind the company to serve as a Mickey Mouse style brand ambassador and to optimize the organization’s name for alphanumerically sorted lists. The senior partners are certainly not fictional constructs to justify a humorous and still generically appropriate logo design.
Professor Harbinger
Possibly the leading false prophet of this whole mad escapade. Professor Harbinger (he’s not a real professor), is the guiding psychopath behind much of the mad schemes perpetrated by the Senior Partners. It is said, he even has their ear on some important matters. Is he the Aardvarkian Saint Paul or a Judas in disguise? We don’t know, but he puts in long hours. So we keep him.
Brewmaster Bobby Indra
A generous and hardworking soul, poor Bobby has- despite his best efforts- produced very little to impress the senior partners. This may well be credited to the fact that he is fictional, but we hold no prejudice and allow him to keep his job nonetheless. When Bobby does produce something worth publishing, we will be sure to put it up here for you to see.
Contributing Authors
Professor Harbinger's School for Villains 