Royal Advisory

The Knights of Purity and Unity have reviewed this document and found the document to be heretical and treasonous in some passages and redacted most if not all of the offending passages for the good of the empire.

ALL HAIL THE LOCUST KING
MAY THE HUNGRY EMPIRE
GROW AND THRIVE FOREVER

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Disclaimers

WARNING

THIS IS A BOOK OF LIES

THIS BOOK IS PRESENTED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY

THE CONTENTS OF THE BOOK ARE UNVERIFIABLE AT BEST

& FACTUALLY INCORRECT OR MISLEADING AT WORST

DO NOT ATTEMPT ANYTHING IN THIS BOOK

IT WON’T WORK ANYWAY

DON’T DO IT

 

The following collection of documents, though presented in a manner that may seem factual, are almost certainly not genuine. No expert regards any of the documents reproduced in this book to be genuine. This book is best read as a piece of fiction for entertainment purposes. No stock should be put in the theories and stories recounted therein.

HOW TO READ THIS BOOK

… DON’T. THERE, THAT WAS EASY. GO BACK TO YOUR STEPHENIE MEYER OR YOUR TOM CLANCY. READ SOMETHING APPROVED- SAFE & COMFORTING- THIS WILL HURT YOUR HEAD, CONTRADICT YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS, TO SAY NOTHING ABOUT CONTRADICTING ITSELF.